Exclusive design by Brunetta

I can already imagine the scene: little buisnessmen from north east Italy, Berlusconian in the DNA, grey-haired, constant smile, blonde wife, in a hall with a false ceiling in front of a table, on the other side of the table, under the table, little Brunetta. Unpleasant and cowardly appearance, typical of his conceited ways, a pencil in his hand, drawing the collection for the Design Week. Or better yet, choosing on which drawings to put his signature and making the news: "Designer Minister", exclusive design by Renato Brunetta: for the joy of the people and the applause of the payer audience. We have not been told whether this Midj is the cousin of the mother-in-law of the mate of Brunetta nor what acrobatics brought to this unforgettable collaboration, and maybe we do not even care whether it is morally right, as the results speak for themselves: the ugliness of the deed is minim compared to the ugliness of the furniture!